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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

4:22 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

He is dead, he is dead, Great Lenny is dead. It's the end of an era, at least for those of us who spend at least 8 hours a week absorbing Law & Order reruns.   [++link]

Friday, December 24, 2004

3:23 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

I swear that I was watching the Venture Bros. Xmas episode on adult swim last night, and the villain was the Krampus. With the long tongue, and a barrel of hellbound naughty kids on his back.

This is the year of the Krampus, and long overdue if you ask me. Really, how did something that deranged and excellent stay under the radar for so long?

Actually, he's probably been around all along, and only kids could see him. He's been hanging around all the mall santas, scaring the blue hell out of the wee brats. Explains everything.

Anyway, Merry Christmas to all of you, and Fear the Krampus.   [++link]

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

11:06 AM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

It has been pointed out to me that being excited about the new Harry Potter book at my age is tantamount to being one of those chubby fellows who insists on being dressed up in diapers and a bonnet for reasons of sexual gratification.

I can't imagine that arguing the point will imbue me with any greater dignity.   [++link]

11:00 AM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Merry Christmas: The Tard Blog has returned. [link generously stolen from Screenhead.]  [++link]

10:49 AM ++ posted by Mugs ++

How banal is it? So banal, it's worth a three-part series.   [++link]

Monday, December 20, 2004

11:35 AM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Look into the eyes of a mother of two who apparently gutted a pregnant stranger and removed, then absconded with her 8-month old daughter. Note that she is doing a pieta with a chihuahua in a pink sweater.

Evil: It's banal.   [++link]

Thursday, December 16, 2004

11:45 AM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Just so we're clear: I don't give two shits in a bag whether DC ever gets a major league ball club again in human history. This is a genetic disorder on my part, obviously, but there it is.   [++link]

Monday, December 13, 2004

1:27 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Man, why don't we have Death Metal Demon Monster Santa's helpers?

Do I have to go to Germany to see this? Why haven't all you German industrial freaks appropriated this tradition to combat your holiday angst?

And on a side note, do these guys count as furries?
  [++link]

10:49 AM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

The girlfriend and I went to London this fall, and unashamedly did all the tourist crap from the Jack the Ripper walk to the changing of the guard, but agreed without a pause that going to Madame Tussaud's wax museum was a non-priority. However, if they're always this cheeky, perhaps that was a mistake...  [++link]

Sunday, December 12, 2004

6:09 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

If any of you had any notion of getting me a Xmas present, but don't know my address, what I might like, who the hell I really am, and suchlike: Send money to the Thekchen Choling Tibetan Buddhist temple in Singapore. Their landlord is pulling a bunch of chickenshit on them and they have to move. I'm sure all of you can sympathize. I quote:

Recently, the Urban Renewal Authority of Singapore has told us to remove the Buddhist objects outside the temple. These objects include some of the biggest sacred objects in Singapore! There is no way we can fit them inside the temple. A further difficulty is the fact that the landlord does not like us putting up a sign welcoming the public to visit the temple and join in the activities. The landlord has indicated that our rental lease will be expiring in Dec 2004, and can be terminated by him at any time. As such, our best option is to move to a new location at #11 Sturdee Road (Singapore). The premises will cost SGD$840,000 (USD$500,000) and we need to raise SGD$350,000 (USD$208,333) by December 2004. As such, we are desperately in need of your help to help us continue our service to the community by providing spiritual guidance and counselling. We would appreciate a donation of any amount, which you can do by sending to us by mail or by donating online. More information can be found at our website. On behalf of Thekchen Choling, we thank you with all our hearts!

Friday, December 10, 2004

3:48 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Korn is one of those bands that really really brings it out of people : "During an emergency meeting Thursday, County Commissioner Ronda Storms referred to venue owner Clear Channel Entertainment when she said: 'A bane upon them; may the worms of your avarice consume your intestines, Clear Channel.' "  [++link]

3:22 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

They're moving Lynndie England's court martial to Fort Hood, which is to say Texas.

Normally when a case gets moved to Texas, it means they're looking for a jury they can sell on the death penalty. I doubt that applies to courts martial, though, and it really is too much to hope that they'd erase the misshapen little bitch.   [++link]

12:13 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

So that's what he's been trying to say all this time.  [++link]

Thursday, December 09, 2004

12:05 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

We mourn, but mother of fuck, that is SUCH a metal way to go.  [++link]

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

12:49 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Hey: It's Pearl Harbor day. Go eat a huge fucking burger, take a huge fucking shit on a copy of that lousy Michael Bay movie, and hit the couch and see if Underworld is on cable.   [++link]

Monday, December 06, 2004

10:26 PM ++ posted by Mugs ++

Among the many things I never thought I would hear myself say: "Too bad we don't live in Ukraine."
After all, when their guys face allegations of massive electoral irregularities and malfeasance, their Supreme Court doesn't just roll over, they call "do-overs."   [++link]

12:34 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

I find this so wonderfully disturbing: Cartoon Skeletal Systems. I now desperately want a Hello Kitty skull to mount on a staff or somesuch.  [++link]

Thursday, December 02, 2004

1:12 PM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Recently received a gift of coffee, as I often do: Wake the Fuck Up extra strong coffee.

It's funny, but it is most certainly not a joke. I had one cup of this evil shit last night and didn't even get sleepy until about 4am. I had half a cup this morning presuming I'd need it to keep my head off the desk. Now I'm sitting here flexing my thigh muscles and thinking about doing the Murder Act any time someone speaks audibly.

I recommend it highly (it tastes good, too). But use it wisely, soldier...  [++link]

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

8:17 AM ++ posted by Uncle William ++

Downloaded Firefox, since I am so very homebrew and indierock and the whole system suxxxorz. Maaaaan.

Noted: Enormous Fun looks like ass in Firefox. It's way overdue for a massive overhaul anyway.  [++link]

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